RDJ, honey, the reason they don’t let you take props home is they’re worried you’d start wandering around in public wearing the Iron Man armor.
^Reblogging because that comment is absolutely true^
You can be as creative as you want, but unless you light a fire under your ass and shock-prod your brain-squirrels into powering the endeavor at hand, what’s the fucking point? Creativity demands action, direction, ambition. You tell me, “I want to write a novel about the persecution of magical ponies,” and then you sit there staring all slack-jawed, then the best you’ve done is committed an act of mental masturbation. Piss on inertia. Jump in. Get your hands dirty. Make something or shut up about it.
@mishacollins: August 1, 2014, is a critical day.. (Happy birthday, mom!) Now for the rest of you: Let’s get washed up for the orgy! pic.twitter.com/xqTrTf3yDi
Carlos the Scientist trying to kill us all with cute. (via marcusvanstonn)
THAT FUCKING ENDING
I AM NEVER GOING TO BE OKAY AGAIN
"I know two things. I love you."
"I love you, too. What’s the other thing?"
"You just said it."
FINE I DIDN’T NEED MY HEART ANYWAY
Your boyfriend is trapped in an alternate desert dimension. It is difficult to say when he will return. Perhaps take up drinking while crying in a quiet room. Wow, that’s a very specific and painful horoscope. Thanks for nothing stars.
Cecil Palmer, Today’s Horoscope (Aquarius)
actual ray of sunshine dylan marron (◡‿◡✿)
my friends cat had surgery and now he has no pants
Half cat half uncooked chicken omg